When a man jerks off whilst on facebook. He may or may not have an additional tab opened with porn. Can stem from the combined need for social attention and control over one's own life.

Torre knew he would have to conceal his jackbooking problem from everyone, yet he still got a disturbing thrill from masturbating while on facebook.

Jackbooking by GuidodrivesaCaddy August 14, 2010

Related Words

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jackhob

A jackhob is somebody who gives and takes of semen orally. It is a concatenation and contraction of 'jack' for masturbate and 'hobnob' for the sharing of drinks together.

"You are a bunch of cum guzzling jackhobs."

jackhob by Boris Blank January 10, 2008

Rusty Jackhole

When you have just the tip of your dick in a asshole, and you proceed to stroke your shaft until you unload your load of baby batter.

“She wouldn’t let me go deep. All I could get was a rusty jackhole”

Rusty Jackhole by Alex the cock Cannon April 12, 2019

jackboot

1. A thick military boot.
2. A common epithet, used to conflate someone with Nazism.

"I am still without any clear information as to what a jackboot is. It is a kind of boot that you put on when you want to behave tyrannically: that is as much as anyone seems to know."

-George Orwell

jackboot by nedlum February 15, 2006

Toxic Jackhole

A narcisistic ex or current boyfriend who strings you along and keeps you hopelessly in love with him by telling you everything you want to hear, including, but not limited to, "you are my soul mate", "I've never had a connection with anyone like this in my life", etc. in attempt to fill his black hole of a soul. He is of course incapable of loving anyone but himself.

I changed Aaron's contact information in my phone to read Toxic Jackhole to prevent me from receiving his texts or phone calls.

Toxic Jackhole by I'm Done 888 April 24, 2011

jackhole

To clarify, it was Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla who invented the word while they were working on the Kevin & Bean morning show on KROQ.
Ah, those were the days.

Doc, the news guy, is a complete and utter jackhole!!

jackhole by Walking E July 13, 2006

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026