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jackboob 

A nick name givin to people named jacob that get no bitches
"jacob gets no girls"
"UGHHH hes such a jackboob"

Jackbooking 

When a man jerks off whilst on facebook. He may or may not have an additional tab opened with porn. Can stem from the combined need for social attention and control over one's own life.
Torre knew he would have to conceal his jackbooking problem from everyone, yet he still got a disturbing thrill from masturbating while on facebook.
Jackbooking by GuidodrivesaCaddy August 14, 2010

jackbombed 

Man, I'm so jackbombed!
jackbombed by Ficks May 10, 2005
1. A thick military boot.
2. A common epithet, used to conflate someone with Nazism.
"I am still without any clear information as to what a jackboot is. It is a kind of boot that you put on when you want to behave tyrannically: that is as much as anyone seems to know."

-George Orwell
jackboot by nedlum February 15, 2006
1. Thick leather boots that go to the knee, used my military forces in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries.

2. Someone (usually a leader of military or police forces) that will do whatever it takes to accomplish their goals, the walking embodiment of "the ends justify the means".
1. The captain wore a pair of Jackboots with spurs to make his horse run faster.

2. The general sure is a jackboot, I hear he had 2 men whipped for leaving their post 2 minuets early
Jackboot by Aries13XIII June 18, 2018

jackbootlicker 

1) a lickspittle, a toady

2) one who cooperates with tyrrany.
Y'all think y'all're tough like your cowboy prez, but y'all just a buncha jackbootlickers.
jackbootlicker by Frank Booth January 3, 2005