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jackensack 

When a woman is giving a hand job (alternatively blowing and simultaneously hand jacking a dude); at the moment he cums, she sucker punches him at full strength in the nuts - oddly enhancing the orgasm with a "jack-en-sac" surprise!
It was just another blowjob, until she Jackensacked me into an oddly painful bliss.
jackensack by Viral88 February 24, 2015
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hackensack 

hackensack is basically a big city with 43,000 or more people. it has a high school population of about 2000 students or more. the upper part is the rich section and the downtown part is the ghetto part. that part has drugs and gangs. thats where the projects at. u no.
hackensack high school
hackensack by klsdfjlasj May 20, 2006

Hackensack 

Hackensack is a city in Bergen County New Jersey about 10 miles west of New York City. Although Hackensack feels like its damn near Newark because of its high minority population, it's not. Bergen County is mainly white while hackensack might be one of the most mixed places by race in the country. The city has about 43,000 people and it's demographic make up is around 40% white, 25% black, 26% Hispanic, 6% asian, 10% other, and 1% Native Amercan.
-Whoa you look like your black, asian, white, and cuban!!

-thats because im from hackensack.
Hackensack by bp92387 January 1, 2009

Wackensack 

A place people would consider a "fly-over" town or city. It is a small, undeveloped area of a state. Some might call it uncultured...
I don't know how they do it down in Wackensack but here in Kansas City, we don't use sporks.

hackensack high school 

Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.
Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?

jackelhackel 

Jakcelhackel is a guy that named jackel that uses his hackel device to hackel the jackels
jackelhackel by Finnie81 December 7, 2018

jacknackel 

A friendly term used for someone who has screwed up.
Way to go, jacknackel.
jacknackel by CB April 11, 2005
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