A person who sucks at life. They are incapable of performing basic and simple daily tasks (with the exception of masturbation).
You have your left turn signal on and are clearly trying to merge into the left lane; instead of slowing down to allow you to change lanes, the Jackwacker behind you speeds up to block your access. This guy is a complete Jackwacker; he sucks at life.
A ridiculous way of saying ridiculous. Used to accentuate the utter ridiculousness of that to which you refer. During the holiday season, this may be replaced by saintnickulous.
A homosexual activity, which involves an individual "Jacking off" a minimum of 10 other gentlemen in a single night/party/event. Only once all 10 men have ejaculated can the act be called a Jackzacker.
Brad: Last night at the club i Jacked off 15 blokes
Shane: thats a great Jackzacker-ing
Brad: yep once I hit 12 my right wrist got sore so I had to use left
Shane: is that a record?
Brad: yep my jackzacker record was 13 not its 15!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.