Jacked on

Plugged in to many electronic devices such as MP3 player, I phone, blackberry, to the point of not dealing with the real world.

He hasn't gotten any action in a long time cause he is always jacked on. Between the crackberry and texting he hasn't talked to a human in the same room with him in years...

by Daddy_jeffy January 11, 2009

Jacked on the Juice

A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.

I go to Jacked on the Juice after my workout, to get big and get lots of bitches

by Dr. Gains June 3, 2022

jacked up on butter

A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die

Yo that fag just got jacked up on butter!

by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

Put A Jacket On

To calm down, fuck off, stop being a prick, or anything of the sort.

Lucas: "Rob was getting pissed at Jim so I told him to put a jacket on"
James: "Good call"

by Douey December 9, 2008

jacket on door knob

Unlike a sock on a door knob, a jacket on a door knob indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. If you happen across a jacket on a doorknob, just ignore it and walk away. If you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly Afro hair for many generations.

Bro 1: Bro did you see that jacket on door knob back there???
Bro 3: oh now you’ve done it

by Sweatypie January 19, 2018

janked on

Late 70's through the 80's in South Georgia meaning to verbally wreck someone; to put someone down.

Chick: His dick was so small he thought he had two hairs til one of them peed!

Dude: Damn, you just janked on him hard core!

by sugarrae February 2, 2010