jackabrat

A man who masterbates excessively

My husband is a jackabrat.

by Fairychild75 August 25, 2022

jackbat

1) n. Combination between jackass and dingbat.

2) n. Someone who does something rude, but might too stupid to know better.

The bagger at the grocery store put a gallon of milk on top of the grapes. What a jackbat!

by bennyv November 7, 2010

Jackablade

Jackablade is a fictional term used to refer to some of the criminal element within the Thief universe. Is it unbeknown whether or not that it is used to refer to a certain type of criminal e.g. a cutpurse or a mugger but the crime of being a jackablade (or jackblade) is incarceration, flogging and forced labour for an indeterminate amount of time by The Order of the Hammer.

In Thief: The Dark Project and Thief Gold, two jackablades were sent to kill Garrett by the City Warden (Crime Lord) and two more are found incarcerated in Cragscleft Prison for their crimes.

"Guard thy tongue from falsehood as thou gardest thy purse from a jackablade."

by ThePrivateer April 30, 2021

Jackarita

A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.

Hey, check out that bartender!

She's too hot to be a bartender, she's a "Jackarita"!

by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

Jackerbating

Hardcore, wrist tiring, cock swelling jacking off to the extreme.

Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.

by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009

Jackbarakatitus

A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.

Symptoms may include:

- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)

- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch

- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat

- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat

- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times

- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat

- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)

- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day

- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)

- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat

- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)

- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple

- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)

- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him

If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...

by Sexual Seahorse December 28, 2014

jackerbating

The act of masturbating to Jack Bauer

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again

by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011