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A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.

"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"

"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"

jack-monkey by Bat-gump June 24, 2006

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Jack Monkey

For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.

Getcho self over here and get some red kool-aid, you jack monkey!

Jack Monkey by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009

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jack monkey

someone with no patience who laughs at things that really aren't funny at all. they are also beautiful and adorable.

yea shes a total jack monkey. she hung up on me after 3 seconds of me being away from the phone. shes real cute though.

jack monkey by dabl February 25, 2008

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jack money bean

when your dog has a boner and he can’t get rid of it

“Yo my dog has a jack money bean”

jack money bean by madison b October 22, 2020

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Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen

I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.

Jack "Money Longer" Dudley by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022

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JackMonkey

1. An unfathomable moron
The word JackMonkey was origonally a derivative of "jack off" that was created in a moment of absolute frustration. The defining factor of a JackMonkey is their inability to grasp even the simplest concepts that are new to them.

I tried to teach that JackMonkey to tie his shoes but all he managed to do was get his fingers stuck in knots.

JackMonkey by JM Delif May 20, 2007

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jackamonkey

A hybrid of a jack-ass and butt monkey. An incredibly stupid and annoying person.

Dude, quit acting like a goddam jackamonkey! You're pissing me off!

jackamonkey by Paul September 7, 2004

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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