Definitions by Bat-gump

jack-monkey 

A term used to describe those with undenyable stupidity in everyday situations.

"hey, isn't Barcelona a country...?"

"NO, you damn JACK-MONKEY!!"

jack-monkey by Bat-gump June 24, 2006

Bat-gump 

simply a legend, a combination of reversal sprays and mind numbing stupidity.

bat-gump....dinna dinna dinna dinna bat-gump!!!!

Bat-gump by Bat-gump June 24, 2006