Jack Wright 

Noun, Person:

The late TV side-kick of the legendary British comedian Benny Hill, Jack Wright was the constant recipient of what came to be Hill's signature "head pat" - a comic device for which Wright's conspicuously bald, wizened head undoubtedly made him uniquely well suited.

Entry number 541 in The Big Book of 1000 Things You Never Want to Hear on a First Date: "I know! You look just like that little guy on Benny Hill! What was his name... oh yeah, Jack Wright!"

Mark: "C'mon man, you've gotta go! I mean, we're a team, a classic duo!"
Dave: "...Right..."
Mark: "...like Cheech and Chong!"
Dave: "Uh huh."
Mark: "...like Sonny and Cher!"
Dave: "Uh..."
Mark: "...like Benny Hill and Jack Wright!"
Dave: "..."
Dave "Drink poison."

Jack Wright by Joshua B. Wright April 7, 2004

Jack Wright 

A person, or persons who over explains a joke to the point the comedic value is lost

Trevor, stop it, stop being a jack wright

He’s doing it again

Jack Wright by He’s doing it again November 18, 2019

jack wright 

like some poor person that has and ugly face with and bad shoes

that person has jack wright shoes

jack wright by CuzDaGuyPoor April 3, 2017

jack wright 

gay

jack wright likes men

jack wright by 42069420 June 2, 2020

jack weight 

Lifting a lot of weight, typically done in, but isn't limited to, the gym.

I'm headed to The Firm to jack weight.

jack weight by Grand Blanc January 3, 2010

jack wighton 

A inbred that plays for Canberra Raiders most known for coward punching people because he is a gronk

He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society

I was playing some footy then i chucked a Jack Wighton

I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton

jack wighton by Frxnch July 20, 2019

jack wighton 

A inbred that plays for Canberra Raiders most known for coward punching people because he is a gronk

He also in his spare time loves throwing intercept balls for Gagai and then goes home to his husband where he lives in the ground cause he is a grubby worm of society

I was playing some footy then i chucked a Jack Wighton

I'm a bit pissy imma go punch some people like Jack Wighton

jack wighton by Frxnch July 20, 2019