jack stafford

A self centered twat that only cares about sex and goes out with a girl for their body. He is usually a perverted shithead. Everyone hates him, even his family are ashamed of him.

*goes out with girl, using her.
This is being a jack stafford

jack stafford by 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢🐢 December 4, 2014

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jack stanford

An absolute savage

"Did you see what happened last night? This guy at our party was a total Jack Stanford"

jack stanford by HypePotato June 23, 2016

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Jack Swafford

He may not be tall, but under those pants is a big one. Is absolutely fucking JACKed. Can be a bit annoying sometimes but his "fun time" makes up for it.

Girl: Holy shit Jack Swafford! I am very social but your gonna make me shut up!

Jack Swafford by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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