jack pine savages 

Refers to most folks north of Mn-95 in Minnesota, and most of Wisconsin.

Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.
The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.
Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.
Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.

The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.

They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.

Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savages territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.

jack pine savages by Redbull vodka May 6, 2022

jackpine savage 

A person decending from northern Minnesota's iron range that does all things to satisfy their instantaneous desire. They can be found wearing winter boots year round and carrying multiple guns.

A:"that guy just shot that endangered pileated woodpecker for no reason"
B:"It's ok, he is a jackpine savage"

jackpine savage by bibbles November 22, 2007

jackpine savage 

Northern [redneck, see also hick

Did that guy just say "I need my truck fer ta drive inta town"? Yes he did, he's a jackpine savage.

jackpine savage by BigVicLopez October 21, 2008

jackpine savage 

Like a lumberjack, but wilder.

"You should see X's pictures from their elk hunt in Montana. He and his friends are Jackpine savages."

jackpine savage by ksederbe September 13, 2009

Jackpine savage 

Extreme Caution must be taken when entering jack pine savage territory. They are territorial, and may cook you for food if they are hungry.

The savages can be easily identified by their trailer park lifestyle, while usually owning more than 10acres. Often they will have multiple cars, campers, half finished projects, and other rubbish seemingly scattered around their domicile, but refuse to get rid of any of it for a plethora of reasons.

Scientist are unsure if the jack pine tree itself contributes to the savages behavior, or if the hole in the ozone layer has centered itself in the area leading to brain damage. However the savages tend to migrate toward areas already inhabited by the jack pine, or jack spruce trees.

Though claiming little to no income for most of their lives, they have enough vehicles, and other assorted reasonably expensive items such as broken farm equipment, that the IRS and Bernie Sanders, are looking for a way to tax the savages on their collection.

The savages can often be found at the local watering hole, from open to close.

They typically communicate within their community using a combination of English, grunts, and hillbilly. Dialects vary from one territory to another.
Headed up to the cabin, we had to drive through jack pine savage territory, we saw a couple of them adding a wrecked Toyota Corolla to their front yard collection.

I don’t venture into jackpine savage often, it’s too dangerous, I’m likely to be eaten!

Jackpine savage by Redbull vodka May 27, 2022

Jackpine savage 

A derogatory term used to call Finnish immigrants in Minnesota in the early 1900s. Comes from the term ”indian savage” which was used for native americans.

That damn China Swede is acting like a real jackpine savage.

Jackpine savage by Goated88 October 29, 2023