Jabizzle

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After searching day in and day out you finally find that one company brave enough to higher you after being unemployed for months.

Time to go shopping; I need a new wardrobe because I got a

"jabizzle" today!

I am happy my free loading roommate got a "jabizzle"!

After finishing college I had no where to go so I moved back in with my parents and can you believe they want me to get a "jabizzle". I am in no mood to work!

Jabizzle by REALIST2307 January 13, 2013

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jabizzle

The gangster name for Justin

Hey, who's that?
That? That's Jabizzle

jabizzle by Mertin November 22, 2007

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blow jobizzle

The act of giving oral sex then allowing your partner to climax in your mouth and swallowing.

"I was so excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to give me a blow jobizzle last night although was highly disgusted when she wanted to kiss me afterwards."

blow jobizzle by #YoloSwagBitchesMoneyNigga April 13, 2014

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Janizzle

cool ass white chick who is off da hizzle!

you are so sexy, you could be a janizzle

Janizzle by janell April 6, 2004

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Jbizzle

slang term for a blow job in san francisco

Hey Bruce thanks for the jay-bizzle last night.

Jbizzle by Anonymous May 7, 2003

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jawbizzle

Fellatio, the act of giving such action.

Hey Sweet Thang, can I get some JAWBIZZLE

jawbizzle by DaveEm August 27, 2005

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jambizzle

aka jambusiness; working at or for a jamba juice chain. when business is slow, you yell it out to get the employees pumped.

"come on guys! let's get this jambizzle goin!"

jambizzle by stormierae April 10, 2008

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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