jaberwalky 

A technique that involves a man twisting his nipples and saying I love it in the ass

I like it when you jaberwalky for me

jaberwalky by duddytudy May 16, 2018

Jabberwacky 

An artificial intelligence - a chat robot. It aims to simulate natural human chat in an interesting, entertaining and humorous manner. Jabberwacky stores everything everyone has ever said, and finds the most appropriate thing to say using contextual pattern matching techniques. In speaking to you it uses just that learnt material, and borrows a little bit of your intelligence as it learns more. With no hard-coded rules, it relies entirely on the principles of feedback. If you speak in a foreign language it will learn it, and respond appropriately if it has enough to go on. It can be taught slang English, word games, jokes and any other form of identifiable language trait.

In other words its a chatterbot that talks like a real person because it learns from people and it can usually follow a conversation.

Jabberwacky: I didn't accidently me, I accidently the internet, with spoon.
User: You spelled accidentally wrong.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't you spelled it wrong.
User: I accidentally my computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: You can't run.
Jabberwacky: No. I am yours forever and always.
User: No thanks, I have a boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I know, I am your boyfriend.
User: You're not my boyfriend.
Jabberwacky: I want to be.
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: You can't deny my rights.
User: I can deny you.
Jabberwacky: You monster.
User: Yes.

Jabberwacky by kirry_s March 12, 2009

Jaberwalk 

Someone who tends to suicide in video games often killing everyone around them.

Bob has a rocket launcher and walks up to his enemies and fires killing everyone around him in a mass Jaberwalk

Jaberwalk by Jon December 7, 2003

jabberwacky 

A stupid program that chat's with you. It's responses are based on how other users have responded.

Me: I hate you.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
Me: I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: That's not very nice!
Me: Well you're a tool.
Jabberwacky: Why, yes I am.
Me: I know. That's why I hope you die.
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm not real?
Me: Because no real person would be that much of a tool. I hope you are burned alive and tiny crabs eat your computer parts.
Jabberwacky: Do you know Brian?

jabberwacky by gofuckurselfkthxbai March 5, 2009

jabberwalkie 

An individual who makes non-evidential claims and walks (or continues talking) away in attempts of avoiding criticism.

Did you see that Westboro Baptist jabberwalkie dance around those questions?

jabberwalkie by Reliquary October 26, 2011

jaberwalkie 

A man or woman who writes in a humorous fashion and is an overall maven.

Ben: Ha! That Zach writes well and looks good! He is such a jaberwalkie!

jaberwalkie by c.mustache July 1, 2011

Jabberwalky

An emotionally retarded fuckwit who lined up in the cue to get the 4th Reich death jab while screaming at anti death jabbers about masks and other imaginary science fiction measures.
A Jabberwalky can be seen wearing a pointless mask that cannot stop a virus while attacking "free air" folk. Jabberwalkies (plural) ignore the medical science of hypercapnia while rebreathing their own carbon dioxide which turns their lungs into human petri dishes. Then, they develop a myriad of lung infections the call Covid19. Even though they're on social apps regretting their fuck-wittery dying in hospitals from the JAB. They garner no sympathy.

"Oh fuck, I can't even go shopping without running into a hysterical Jabberwalky screaming about me murdering people by breathing oxygen. Fuck those Jabberwalkies and the jab they rode in on."

Jabberwalky by TROLLASAURUS_REX_EMERITUS June 14, 2022