jabberwalking

Jaywalking while jabbering away on a cellphone.

"That guy over there is jabberwalking, and if he's not careful, he'll get run over by a car or a bus!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in Taipei, Taiwan on July 23, 2009

jabberwalking by PRwiz101 July 27, 2009

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jabberwalkie

An individual who makes non-evidential claims and walks (or continues talking) away in attempts of avoiding criticism.

Did you see that Westboro Baptist jabberwalkie dance around those questions?

jabberwalkie by Reliquary October 26, 2011

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jabberwalking • jabberwalkie • jabberwocking

Jabberwalkie

Any female, with large rounded breasts that have a tendency to bounce rhythmically as they walk.

'Look at that hot jabberwalkie coming towards us...' 'check out the jabberwalkie at 2 o'clock...'

From the slang words jabs meaning breasts and 'walkie' meaning walker.

- The first human jabberwalkie encounter occured in a restaurant on the island of Hvar, Croatia, September 2010 - Specimen X

Jabberwalkie by Curragh Crusader May 9, 2011

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jabberwalkie

a fatty, or rather large person

your mom is a jabberwalkie

jabberwalkie by Jack In Dabox March 9, 2007

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jabberwocking

When you’re shitting on the toilet. Laugh. And the shit comes out faster.

I read that while shitting and had a jabberwocking.

jabberwocking by Gagastalladalla May 14, 2018

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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