Noun: a turnkey device for smoking pot. A low-profile wooden container that discretely hides a one-hitter pipe and your bud; while perfectly fitting the contours of your hand. You take the pipe, twist it into the bud at the bottom of the jabberdeen, and it will compact inside the end of the pipe. Best for quick, on-the-go recreational smoking.
"Time to hit the jabberdeen, a few shots of Jager', and watch some NFL RedZone." Chuck admirably said.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.