Noun: a turnkey device for smoking pot. A low-profile wooden container that discretely hides a one-hitter pipe and your bud; while perfectly fitting the contours of your hand. You take the pipe, twist it into the bud at the bottom of the jabberdeen, and it will compact inside the end of the pipe. Best for quick, on-the-go recreational smoking.
"Time to hit the jabberdeen, a few shots of Jager', and watch some NFL RedZone." Chuck admirably said.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.