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j00b by Intention May 24, 2003
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j00bz • j00b • j00z • j00basaurus • j00lz • J00z0red • j00z b0>< • J00 B@G
It is a well known fact that the j00z cause lots of problems.
j00z by Mavericko September 27, 2006
A cross between a j00 and a n00b. Applies to an online game player, or any other person, that steals money or items of value and behaves like a 3 year old.
Rofl! That j00b just stole 10k of my money and got his ass kicked by that high level!
j00b by KanadaKid June 30, 2005
It is a Java n00b. basically sucks at gaming
Ohhh! Head Shot, what a j00b!
j00b by poofinger May 13, 2005

j00basaurus

1.The ancient ancestor of j00b.
That j00basaurus will j00bafie you!
j00basaurus by foxxy July 30, 2004

j00z b0>< 

A guy's nickname... he plays warcraft 3 and diablo 2
i got t3h pwn3d by j00z b0><!!!!1!!!
j00z b0>< by gringe666 May 10, 2004
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