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A cross between a j00 and a n00b. Applies to an online game player, or any other person, that steals money or items of value and behaves like a 3 year old.
Rofl! That j00b just stole 10k of my money and got his ass kicked by that high level!
j00b by KanadaKid June 30, 2005
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It is a Java n00b. basically sucks at gaming
Ohhh! Head Shot, what a j00b!
j00b by poofinger May 13, 2005
Someone who is somehow a n00b at being Jewish. A j00b may be uncircumcised, eat pork regularly, or have no strong religious beliefs.
Dude you left that penny on the ground, you are such a j00b!
j00b by Sam is a Dick November 10, 2006
The day of breath. Originated in the UK close to a bathroom facility in Victoria Park, London, by several pioneers looking for a resting place where they could relax, or, as they described it, calm their breath. Written in one of the pioneer's journals is the following text:

"Oh but how tired my breath is, for I haven't eaten nor drinken in days or perhaps longer... We settled along a grassy knoll, with some bathroom facilities nearstby, to calm our breath in hopes of gaining the strength to proceed along this journey."

This day is usually celebrated among friends, with special emphasis on celebrating monarchies of all kinds, hanging bunting, drinking alcohol, and playing jovial games.
Dude, are you going to Nancy's j00b celebration? I hear it's gonna be relaxing.
j00b by undercoverunicornreal June 1, 2022

j00basaurus

1.The ancient ancestor of j00b.
That j00basaurus will j00bafie you!
j00basaurus by foxxy July 30, 2004
the man boobs of josh farro, who is the guitarist of paramore.
oh look here comes da j00bz.
~*protect da j00bz
j00bz by j00bzlover September 29, 2007
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