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It derives from the word "you". This is the way gamers talk to each other on line.
U r such a n00b. I ownz j00z. I rule W00T
j00z by I love kali January 4, 2005
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No, anon, you assclown, that's not what it means.

It's actually the word "you" in 1337.
PC G4m3r 0wnz j00z.
j00z by Bladdy bladdy blah September 13, 2003

j00z b0>< 

A guy's nickname... he plays warcraft 3 and diablo 2
i got t3h pwn3d by j00z b0><!!!!1!!!
j00z b0>< by gringe666 May 10, 2004

J00z0red 

What you are if you submit a query that matches zero results.

Go to wwww.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/ and try searching some random numbers and letters, it'll even tell you you're J00z0red.
j00r 534r(h - dfdsf3r3fsd - d1d n0t m4+(h 4ny d0(um3n+5. J00z0red!
J00z0red by 600613 November 15, 2004

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026