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hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass
Yo I j maxed the shit out of Lynn last night.
j max by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008
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T.J. Maxx 

A workplace that sucks the soul from the body and drains all that is joyful from it until all that's left is desolation.
"I just got out of work at T.J. Maxx and I think I'm gonna go jump off a bridge."
T.J. Maxx by Rhapsodi August 2, 2008
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the irresistible mix of ecstasy, intrigue, pulsation, desire, sex, dreams, fantasy, love, temptation and of course sapphire and other precious stones
jmax=intrigue

ya, i kno
Jmax by D'Brickashaw Mutombo October 6, 2010
an incredibly sexy gamer who plays Rocket League.
girl 1: ugh, he is so hot!
girl 2: I know right? he is such a jmaxx.
Jmaxx by walt sussy baka September 18, 2021
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