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j hoes

abbreviated slang for jehovah witnesses
Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC
by wildmilechamp August 28, 2006
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Jhoesan

<noun>
(1). An immortal entity older than the universe itself. This being is so powerful, it can solve complex equations in just quarters of second. It morphs into human form because fuck roaming the universe right?. It stayed and helped humans build the pyramids and other Engineering marvel with it's knowledge.
(2). Believed to be the origin of knowledge on the Milky Way Galaxy.
Her ideas are brilliant, I think she's really a Jhoesan disguised as Susan.

I heard you're a Jhoesan, can you help me with calculus?.
by dobbyhasnomastr June 10, 2021
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jhoesell

big muscular cute guy that is in love with Kelsey
Holy, that guy is so hot and is in love with Kelsey! He must be Jhoesell.
by jho.witit May 27, 2024
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Jhoes

You got jean shorts, jean jackets, maybe even jean hats. Add jean shoes (jhoes) to your arsenal.
Check out my sick new jhoes
by SlimWonderful February 5, 2025
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