j hoes

abbreviated slang for jehovah witnesses

Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC

by wildmilechamp August 28, 2006

11-7

police jargon for dead bodies at the scene of a crime

Radio: There's an 11-7 at the corner of 5th street and MLK Boulevard.

Officer: Damn!

by wildmilechamp August 09, 2006

half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

by wildmilechamp July 24, 2006

fook at the llowers

an alternative way to say "look at the flowers" this method can be applied to most phrases by switching the first letters of two different words

Gerald sees some roses.
Gerald: Fook at the llowers!
Vince: You're a retard

by wildmilechamp August 22, 2006

quilch

to step on someone's heel while following to closely.

Sean walks down the sidewalk and Elliot repeatedly steps on Sean's heels behind him.
Sean: Watch it! You're quilching all over the place!

by wildmilechamp August 02, 2006

dock rock

when one group of males on a beach or dock throw rocks at another less-liked member of the group, often times in a canoe or some other floatable 60-100 feet offshore. The object of the game is to either hit the target with rocks or get them wet by splashing them if you're a crappy shot. This game is best played while intoxicated.

Jim: Why are you throwing rocks at poor Ted out in the canoe?
Tommy: I'ts dock rock! Grap a rock and join in!

by wildmilechamp September 03, 2006

cinnaboner

the sensation one gets when smelling a cinnabon and then becoming so excited about having one you become sexually aroused

We would've left the mall sooner, but Toby had a cinnaboner, so we had to stop.

by wildmilechamp February 23, 2009