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by THEDEDFINER February 3, 2020
Get the ixnif mug.The iKnife is Apple's new product, designed by townies, for townies; as such, it may be bought with "a ride on shirley".
The clever advertising of the iKnife has led many townies to believe that it is the only knife on the market, even though they may have three knives in their back pocket, or back, depending on the circumstance, it has also led many townies to believethat it will make them look "hard".
The clever advertising of the iKnife has led many townies to believe that it is the only knife on the market, even though they may have three knives in their back pocket, or back, depending on the circumstance, it has also led many townies to believethat it will make them look "hard".
towny : oh my fuckin' god, this fuckin' knife's fuckin' like, fuckin' fuckin' gonna be stabbin' some peeps t'day, cuz I'm, like, proper hard.
Greebo: heh, look at that towny,I'd pity his mother if she wasn't a cheap whore.
Towny: OI!
Greebo: shit! that was my pancreas!
Greebo: heh, look at that towny,I'd pity his mother if she wasn't a cheap whore.
Towny: OI!
Greebo: shit! that was my pancreas!
by Tim the anti-towny (has cometh) April 25, 2005
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iSniff (noun?): The procedure that occurs when two iPhone owners meet and swap phones to see what apps. the other has installed. Can be positive or negative depending upon the coolness or lameness of the app. in question. Derived from the behavior of two dogs when they meet.
Jerry iSniffed Bob's phone and howled aloud when he found the "Where's Britney" app. on the home screen of Tony's iPhone.
by The Meacham River Rangers December 19, 2008
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The combination of ignorant and significant or insignificant used to describe someone or someone's behavior.
That person is ignificant.
by Felony Sim August 10, 2018
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by j tha ladykilla August 14, 2009
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"Since he did not care whether the poopdeck had been properly swabbed, Wierdbeard the Pirate was totally igniforent about the ship's overall cleanliness." - igniforence
by Phil Ill August 17, 2008
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