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The iKnife is Apple's new product, designed by townies, for townies; as such, it may be bought with "a ride on shirley".

The clever advertising of the iKnife has led many townies to believe that it is the only knife on the market, even though they may have three knives in their back pocket, or back, depending on the circumstance, it has also led many townies to believethat it will make them look "hard".
towny : oh my fuckin' god, this fuckin' knife's fuckin' like, fuckin' fuckin' gonna be stabbin' some peeps t'day, cuz I'm, like, proper hard.

Greebo: heh, look at that towny,I'd pity his mother if she wasn't a cheap whore.

Towny: OI!

Greebo: shit! that was my pancreas!
Related Words
iSniff (noun?): The procedure that occurs when two iPhone owners meet and swap phones to see what apps. the other has installed. Can be positive or negative depending upon the coolness or lameness of the app. in question. Derived from the behavior of two dogs when they meet.
Jerry iSniffed Bob's phone and howled aloud when he found the "Where's Britney" app. on the home screen of Tony's iPhone.
iSniff by The Meacham River Rangers December 19, 2008
The fleek way of saying infinity.
To inify and beyond!
inify by MaryJaneWTF August 4, 2017

ignificant 

The combination of ignorant and significant or insignificant used to describe someone or someone's behavior.
That person is ignificant.
ignificant by Felony Sim August 10, 2018
"Don't ignify this conversation with your stupidity."
ignify by j tha ladykilla August 14, 2009

Igniforence 

A state of ignorant indifference (indifference due to ignorance), or indifferent ignorance (purposeful ignorance caused by indifference).
"Since he did not care whether the poopdeck had been properly swabbed, Wierdbeard the Pirate was totally igniforent about the ship's overall cleanliness." - igniforence
Igniforence by Phil Ill August 17, 2008