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Spooge-itsu

An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
Spooge-itsu by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009

Itsuki Koizumi 

Member of Haruhi Suzumiya's SOS Brigade. He has a polite disposition, but is, in fact, an esper who is charged with supervising Haruhi and preventing her wishes from getting too out of hand. He informs Kyon of the phenomenon known as closed space. Additionally, Itsuki notifies Kyon most often of the dangers that Haruhi is capable of.
Itsuki Koizumi: "Kyon, Ms. Suzumiya is rather charming, isn't she?"

Kyon: "..."
Itsuki Koizumi by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

shu itsuki 

leader of valkyrie and member of the handicrafts club. his singing voice is powerful and deep, oozing with confidence as he captivates the audience.
did you see shu itsuki on stage earlier? yeah, i really like his voice.
shu itsuki by enstarrie April 10, 2021
Someone who just can't get enough nanas
Man that guy is eating so many nanas he must be a ITSVTR!
ITSVTR by SomSight March 19, 2021

Itsuki Nakano 

The youngest sister in the Quintessential Quintuplets. She is known for having an obsession with eating, and being conscious of her weight. She is often meme'd eating burgers.
Jason: Itsuki Nakano is pretty cute, I wonder if all that food makes her butt bigger.
Haruba Negi: I'm sure you wonder.
Itsuki Nakano by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

itsatrap 

function: interjection
etymology: concatenation of the phrase "it's a trap", popularized by the character Admiral Ackbar in the movie Star Wars:Return of the Jedi (RotJ)

1: -- used to alert others of a trap or deception
2: -- used to express surprise upon discovering a trap
Lando: We've got to be able to get some kind of a reading on that shield, up or down. Well, how could they be jamming us if they don't know... if we're coming. Break off the attack! The shield is still up.

Wedge: I get no reading. Are you sure?

Lando: Pull up! All craft pull up!

Ackbar: Take evasive action. Green group, stick close to holding sector MV-7.

Controller: Admiral, we have enemy ships in sector 47.

Ackbar: It's a trap!
itsatrap by Itsatrap March 1, 2004