Narrator of and main character in the multi-media universe of Haruhi Suzumiya. He peppers each episode, volume, etc. with sarcasm and a distinct propulsion to disagree with Haruhi's hair-brained schemes. Despite hating the SOS Brigade at first, he has, over the course of the series, come to enjoy the company of the other members (Haruhi, Yuki, Mikuru, and Itsuki). But, in short, Kyon is hardcore awesome and Haruhi's perfect foil.

Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?

He is god at fortnite and he is a funny kid that has some clout and he is a cool kid he hangs with people from school and gets in trouble out there in the world like slap boxing with people and he goes outside and goes to his friends house.

Kyon is the name of the best dog ever who is uber cute and intelligent

Has a baby dick

Funny, cute, and a little bit of trouble. Kyon makes life more interesting with his jokes and mischief, he’s cool and always takes the high road.