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Narrator of and main character in the multi-media universe of Haruhi Suzumiya. He peppers each episode, volume, etc. with sarcasm and a distinct propulsion to disagree with Haruhi's hair-brained schemes. Despite hating the SOS Brigade at first, he has, over the course of the series, come to enjoy the company of the other members (Haruhi, Yuki, Mikuru, and Itsuki). But, in short, Kyon is hardcore awesome and Haruhi's perfect foil.
"{Kyon} Help me!!" - Mikuru

"Kyon, go pick up the heater!" - Haruhi

"*nods* {Kyon}" - Yuki

"Kyon, it's our responsibility to appease Ms. Suzumiya, else she will create closed space subconsciously...I'm counting on you!" - Itsuki
by jokerman15 December 30, 2011
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Who fucking knows anymore? First, it meant factual, and now it means fictional. What the fuck, internet... what the fuck?
wrong-->"Oh my god, Jessica, your post literally scared me to death" right--> "I literally wrote this post at 3:04 A.M."
by Deathmatch1127 April 14, 2015
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He is god at fortnite and he is a funny kid that has some clout and he is a cool kid he hangs with people from school and gets in trouble out there in the world like slap boxing with people and he goes outside and goes to his friends house.
Yo Kyon, What’s goodie

What’s goodie bro bro
by Urban_dictionarydoesnt lie February 20, 2019
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Kyon is the name of the best dog ever who is uber cute and intelligent
Person 1: dude go call kyon

Person 2: Kyon Kyon pata-kyon

Kyon: Woof!

Person 1: Aww thats soo cute
by Kyonlover June 25, 2011
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Funny, cute, and a little bit of trouble. Kyon makes life more interesting with his jokes and mischief, he’s cool and always takes the high road.
Yo Kyon whatsup?
I’m got In trouble but I’m okay cuz i said sorry.
Sounds good
by High Cactus February 18, 2021
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