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For those of you uneducated folk; Itami means 'pain' in japanese.

Also, for fear of being left out; Itami is a guy who never misses an opportunity to make fun of people who feel they are so high above everyone else, from koto to itz I'm sure you've seen many more on urbandictionary
'What's wrong..?!'
'Ahh. Itami! Itami! *Points to his elbow*'
'Okay, let me go get a band-aid.'


Itami is the biggest asshole, ever. *Mocking tone* I wish I could be as koto -- I mean -- as Itami as that.
itami by Itami July 12, 2005
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Men named Chris who LOVE to suck some dick on the weekends!
Person 1: Look at that itami over there
Person 2: I wish i was the guy on the receiving end!
itami by 3dollarpackofhubbabubba October 16, 2021

Itami_no_Miko 

N. A total bitch.
When I ran over her dog, my next door neighbor went totally Itami_no_Miko on me.
Itami_no_Miko by sdlfkjsdlkj August 17, 2003

Itami Kanashimi 

Itami Kanashimi is a OC ! Well , owned by me , Xane !
— He Likes Cupcakes , Coffee , Flowers & Bandages ! Bandagecore or Hospitalcore is his aesthetic !
— He dislikes blood , sharp objects , yelling & loud noises

— He goes by He / They / Bandageself !
— He Died In Chapter 4 as a Victim ,
“ I wish Itami Kanashimi Survived . . “
“ May I hug Itami ? “
Itami Kanashimi by Xaney ! June 26, 2021

Oishi hashi to itami desu 

It is (a) tasty/delicious chopsticks and pain in Japanese
Persona: "Oishi hashi to itami desu"
Personb: " I told you to stop smoking that shit

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.
My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.
Italian Heatwave by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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