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For those of you uneducated folk; Itami means 'pain' in japanese.

Also, for fear of being left out; Itami is a guy who never misses an opportunity to make fun of people who feel they are so high above everyone else, from koto to itz I'm sure you've seen many more on urbandictionary
'What's wrong..?!'
'Ahh. Itami! Itami! *Points to his elbow*'
'Okay, let me go get a band-aid.'


Itami is the biggest asshole, ever. *Mocking tone* I wish I could be as koto -- I mean -- as Itami as that.
itami by Itami July 12, 2005
Words you can keep
Men named Chris who LOVE to suck some dick on the weekends!
Person 1: Look at that itami over there
Person 2: I wish i was the guy on the receiving end!
itami by 3dollarpackofhubbabubba October 16, 2021

Itami_no_Miko 

When I ran over her dog, my next door neighbor went totally Itami_no_Miko on me.
Itami_no_Miko by sdlfkjsdlkj August 17, 2003

Itami Kanashimi 

Itami Kanashimi is a OC ! Well , owned by me , Xane !
— He Likes Cupcakes , Coffee , Flowers & Bandages ! Bandagecore or Hospitalcore is his aesthetic !
— He dislikes blood , sharp objects , yelling & loud noises

— He goes by He / They / Bandageself !
— He Died In Chapter 4 as a Victim ,
I wish Itami Kanashimi Survived . . “
“ May I hug Itami ? “
Itami Kanashimi by Xaney ! June 26, 2021

Oishi hashi to itami desu 

It is (a) tasty/delicious chopsticks and pain in Japanese
Persona: "Oishi hashi to itami desu"
Personb: " I told you to stop smoking that shit

Italian hangover 

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
Italian hangover by Blu_leef August 28, 2020

Italian Heatwave

Flatulence that one produces after drinking craft beer. Usually ripe enough to strip paint off of walls.
My wife was angry with the Italian Heatwave that moved into the bedroom after last nights beer, I had to sleep in the guest bedroom.
Italian Heatwave by CabritoSnow July 16, 2019
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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