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the soon-to-be-announced updated version of the iPad
"dude, i heard there's gonna be a better ipad."
"really? i hope its better then that piece of shit."
"yeah its called iTampon."
"awesome."
iTampon by Apple Manager April 15, 2010
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The sister of the iPad. Makes women able to listen to music while having their period. Also makes them able to swim.
Katie: Mom, I'm having my period. Have you seen my iTampon?
iTampon by marieantoinetteinlatin January 29, 2010
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Term used to mock the iPad, Apple's latest over-priced multi-media device.
Steve Jobs invented the iTampon to plug the bleeding in AT&T's 3G network.
iTampon by linux_rules January 27, 2010
Alternative name for Apple's newest product, the iPad. The iPad looks like an iPod touch, but it has a bigger screen and costs a lot more money.
Guy 1 - "Hey, did you get your new iTampon yet?"
Guy 2 - "You mean the iPad? No, it's not coming out until March."
Guy 1 - "Oh well, guess you're going to have to stick to Maxi pads for now"

Over 1 billion applicators downloaded!
Slang and/or insult for iPad.
I gotta go to the store and new my iTampon
iTampon by latfhandhisitampon January 27, 2010
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