Itchy Beard

Said in response to a statement that is believed to be false. The previous example where the statement is "Do you believe in God?" and the response is "Itchy beard" is wrong simply because a question cannot be false.

Jack: "Mine's ten inches - and that's flaccid"
John: "Itchy beard!"

by mikeymike99 June 10, 2009

itchy beard

Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.

Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!

by Bad Ass Troll May 26, 2006

Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

itchy beard

when the hair around your arse starts to itchy.

blood: hey G

G: what blood

Blood: i got an itchy beard

G: safe blood

by youth May 24, 2004

itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

by moist101 January 20, 2011