Itchies

Pain pills such as loraltabs, percocets, or any generic opioid that make you happy yet itchy.

Dude before I came over I popped like 5 Itchies and im feeling greaaaat!

by Da Beaks January 21, 2011

Itchies and scratchies

Generic term for sexually transmitted diseases.

That dude has slept with so many women, I'm sure he's got the itchies and scratchies. he's a walking STD.

by Jetters September 6, 2007

Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

bitchy itchies

another term for scabies. usually given before actual diagnosis (scabies is often misdiagnosed as dermititis). the bitchy itchies really suck and causes constant horrid itching which leads to becoming incredibly bitchy all the time.

this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.

"dude don't get your bitchy itchies on me!!"

"still got the bitchy itchies man?"

by ultraduckling14 May 28, 2009

the itchies

noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).

Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."

by sarcen May 27, 2014

Post Underwear Itchies

The uncontrollable itch experienced immediately after removing one's underwear prior to a shower or bath.

I was about to hop in the tub when i suddenly got hit with a major case of the post underwear itchies.

by DenimDog March 5, 2012

itchy itchies

When you lay in bed for too long and your body is so restless it starts to itch in random places.

Rachel laid in bed staring at the ceiling for so long, she developed the itchy itchies on her face, then her arm, then the bottom of her foot.

by Rachhh53 February 14, 2015