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italianissimismo 

The philosophy of being as Italian as possible; always respond to any given situation by asking what would be the most Italian way to react, utterly confusing to non-Italians.
Renzi resigns, there is no government, and the election law hasn't been decided on how to hold an election to replace it.

Europeans: Italy is in total chaos!

Italianissimismo proponents: How is this different from any other day? Does anyone know what the soccer scores are?
italianissimismo by italolitaliano December 9, 2016

swifties italiani 

Swifties con Taste che vivono in Italia e attendono con ansia l'arrivo (cosa che non succede ma se succede) di Holy Taylor Swift e di Taylor "hippity hoppity Hoop siamo dei tasteless incompetenti nel nostro lavoro ia ia oh" Nation.
Taylor "viva gli Swiffer yuppy" Nation esistono anche gli swifties italiani lo sapete questo brutti incompetenti?
swifties italiani by Cluddy October 8, 2020

italianbeast 

a sexy, hot, atractive, muscular italian male who is almost perfect
mario is an italianbeast

Italianism

Everything italian! As italia is the home of latin and is has the only people of latin decent, there must be a label for those who are patriotic of their decent.
Franco: Ah, more propaganda from the US Census on false latin people of south american decent!

Giuseppe: Don't worry amico, let's keep up our italianism to break down the barriers upon the only people of true latin decent!

italicize 

1) to make a font look slightly tipped over.
2) to be slanty, like an asian
3) to have sex with eva or liz, or both.
1) I needed to italicize my vocab words so my teacher knew what to look for.
2) Chen chen song italicizes alot because his eyes are like almonds
3) "Hey Eva. You wanna go italicize *wink wink*?"
"Not with you! You ain't ma liz!"
italicize by dEVAlicious October 15, 2004

italianized 

When an attempt to quote Italians is imprecise, and Erica assures you that your quote does not meet the standards for italian translation.
I mean you kinda got the idea, but a bit more italianized.
italianized by gangstapietro123 March 28, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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