If a spanish guy like you is not considered white, "Guevera", than why should an Italian be considered white? Italians aren't white, and don't want to be white, black, or anything else because they are what they are, which is dark-skinned. And believe me, whites do not consider italians white.
"I'm a homo. I think Italians are white even though they've gone through more descrimination over the years than the spanish have. Suck me."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!