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your life is suck 

1) when your friends life sucks horribly, but you dont give a shit to care
Lauren: My classes are hard, and my homework sucks, and i left my money at home.

Andy: LOL, your life is suck!
your life is suck by The_Bartron February 3, 2010
Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.
"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"
iSucker by Russian Nick September 17, 2007
Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)
iSuck by intemporal October 20, 2004

my math is suck 

"Oh yeah guys, my math is suck"
my math is suck by ZythosFade November 20, 2016
A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.
An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.
iSuck by Crash Different October 20, 2004
Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit
Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"
iSuck by JagdKommando May 30, 2006