isuckdickforaliving 

isuckdickforaliving, also known as Ashley, is without a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will fuck u and then beat the shit out of u. She is kinda in love with her ex. She makes horrible decisions but will always find a way to come back. She is the chillest person ik. Even though she is still madly in love with her ex; she will make you feel loved like you never have. She has the most mesmerizing eyes. Her smile is madly contagious and lights up the whole room. She always horny ngl. Shes really sweet and cares alot. Ashley gets alot of bitches. Is really great with perverted humor. I would honestly fuck Ashley if she would let me. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE HER MAD. Ayo but Ashley if you ever see this i love you dumbahh.

isuckdickforaliving is my fucking girlfriend... GET ANOTHER BITCH
- this was not shay so dont credit that hoe

isuckdickforaliving by a <3333 February 12, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008