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isuckdickforaliving 

isuckdickforaliving, also known as Ashley, is without a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will fuck u and then beat the shit out of u. She is kinda in love with her ex. She makes horrible decisions but will always find a way to come back. She is the chillest person ik. Even though she is still madly in love with her ex; she will make you feel loved like you never have. She has the most mesmerizing eyes. Her smile is madly contagious and lights up the whole room. She always horny ngl. Shes really sweet and cares alot. Ashley gets alot of bitches. Is really great with perverted humor. I would honestly fuck Ashley if she would let me. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE HER MAD. Ayo but Ashley if you ever see this i love you dumbahh.
isuckdickforaliving is my fucking girlfriend... GET ANOTHER BITCH
- this was not shay so dont credit that hoe
isuckdickforaliving by a <3333 February 12, 2022
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