imSuck

imSuck is the online alias of a god-like machinima director and producer. Popular for many films, most of which in the halo franchise.

Bob: Have you seen imSucks new vid, that Reach HMV?
Mike: Yea, awesome as!

imSuck by i cant spell anonymouys November 13, 2010

Genshit imfuck 

The game whose virgins play everyday.

Person 1: What is your favorite game?
Person 2: Minecraft!
Person 3: Genshin Impact!
Person 1 to Person 3: Genshin Impact? More like Genshit Imfuck

Genshit imfuck by Philippinesball January 9, 2022

iSucker 

Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.

"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"

iSucker by Russian Nick September 17, 2007

iSuck 

Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.

Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)

iSuck by intemporal October 20, 2004

iSuck 

A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.

An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.

iSuck by Crash Different October 20, 2004

iSuck 

Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit

Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"

iSuck by JagdKommando May 30, 2006

ISuck 

An as yet unwritten killer app that makes the phone, pad and watch extremely useful as it gives you a blow job with the touch of a button.

If they were truly innovative they would come out with an ISuck app then I would buy the watch .

ISuck by Nay nay 34 June 4, 2016