Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.
"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"
by Russian Nick September 7, 2007
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Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)
by intemporal October 21, 2004
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A trendy Apple product. Especially a computer that doesn't actually do anything productive when you want it to or an iPod. Just becuase it has a pretty case doesn't mean it's good.
An iPod that doesn't show pictures, movies or play ogg's. Also see iMac's and iBooks. The Newton is an honorary member.
by Crash Different October 21, 2004
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Slang for iPod. They are the most unreliable pieces of shit ever made. I broke two of them (sent the first one in, recieved a new one which broke a few months later) and I didn't drop it at all. All around Shit
Person 1 "Dude, my iPod isn't working, I just keep getting this gay support screen

Person 2 "Hey, look Jeffs iSuck broke"
by JagdKommando May 26, 2006
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An as yet unwritten killer app that makes the phone, pad and watch extremely useful as it gives you a blow job with the touch of a button.
If they were truly innovative they would come out with an ISuck app then I would buy the watch .
by Nay nay 34 June 5, 2016
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