iSucker 

Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.

"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"

iSucker by Russian Nick September 17, 2007

ifucker

iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats

iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products

iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker

That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down

ifucker by RedPortiaOne March 27, 2017