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That one kid who sits in the corner of the classroom thinking about being a lawyer but is actually falling asleep and not noticing that the teacher is screaming at him. He needs to constantly be reminded what country he's in because people think he's staring into outer space, he likes to chew on lemons during lunch time and somehow is passing all his classes even though he's barely paying any attention.
dang he needs to pay attention, he's such an Ismam!
Ismam by I-n-t-e-l-l April 19, 2019
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A lovable jerk who hates loving.

A person that has a fetish for anything that starts with the letter "F"
I'm sorry girl... hes a ismam
Ismam by kobis February 4, 2010
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Ismam • Islam • ishmam • Isamar • imam • islamaphobe • isam • imama • islamabad • Isaam

Islamic Satanism 

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.
Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.
Islamic Satanism by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

islamaware 

A state of informed awareness of the true nature of Islam - a religion not of peace, but control and subjugation of any who disagree with its views. "Islamaware" is the perfect response to accusations of islamophobia, a made-up term often used by those who a enjoy a very broad set of civil rights, all of which are denied under Islam.
Trevor accused Fred of being islamophobic when he protested against the implementation of sharia law in the West. Fred responded, "No - I'm islamaware, I know that Islam is sexist, patriarchal, and anti-civil rights. It is not a religion of peace and there is no freedom under Islam, just look anywhere it is practiced for evidence."
islamaware by Charles MartelX May 29, 2017

Islamorealism

\ is-ˈläm ōˈrē-ə-ˌli-zəm \ (noun)

The belief that Islam should be subject to the same standard of scholarly and rational critique as every other religion.
- "Sam Harris says the Holy Quran was written by a man - that's Islamophobia."
- "Nope - that's Islamorealism."
Islamorealism by Green Gordon June 15, 2020

Irmamronian 

Unmitigated disaster; worst case scenario.
The Falcons coughing up their massive lead against the Patriots in the Suprer Bowl was irmamronian to their fans.
Irmamronian by Bartalot July 13, 2019

Parti Islam Se-Malaysia 

Parti Islam Se-Malaysia (translated as Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party in English), shortly known as PAS, is an Islamic political party in Malaysia. As of March 2023, it is so far the largest party in Malaysia, having the most seats in the Parliament. It is the governing party in the states of Kedah, Kelantan and Terengganu.

Many socialists have been accusing this party as "Taliban", but this is just a propaganda of a totalitarian regime of Anwar Ibrahim and his Islamophobic supporters. There's no such evidences that this party is related to Taliban. This party supports Muslim rights and to uphold Islamic values.
Parti Islam Se-Malaysia (PAS) is the most popular political party in Malaysia. It is set to win the state elections in 2023.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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