someone who descends from ishmael, the son of Abraham and his wife's egyptian slave called hagar.

eligible to marry and mate with any race except Israelites.

contemporary identification includes islamic, arabs, middle easterners, afghani, iraqi, iranian, american, and the like.

their skin color varies from dark to light and they manifest all eye colors.

they blend in with elamites, edomites, and various other races of people.

you can find them working at the gas station, the party store, at the club, and they are often chemists like chemical ali.

their hobbies include eating, drinking, making merry, building weapons like cain, fighting, yelling, arguing, calling women dogs, terrorizing people, crying, islam, and flying airplanes into the world trade center on september 11, 2001.

they're sweet, super sweet, syrupy sweet.

they will say that they don't eat pork.
"The ishmaelites make their arabic coffee with spices like cardamom, saffron, and sugar."
by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
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