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Unexpectedly or oddly attractive in a sexual or physical way; usually possessing features that are generally thought to make one "ugly".
Brian had an irotic attraction to his English professor, an overweight woman with large, pendulous bosoms, gray hair, a very weathered face and a masucline, smoky voice.
irotic by CotterDaly November 12, 2006
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Irronic (adjective) describes a humorous or unfortunate event that is not unexpected, and may be exactly what you would expect, based on prior knowledge.

This differs from irony in that the event is not incongruent with prior expectations; rather, irrony comes from the coincidental relationship between the event and some piece of prior knowledge.

Pronounced like "irrelevant", or "irrefutable".

This word also helps to stem the definition creep of the word "irony", and also prevents assholes from complaining about its modern day usages.
"It's so irronic that Marie Curie died of radiation poisoning from radium, since she was the person who discovered radium!"
Irronic by Taco22222 September 23, 2014
Where ironic meets erotic: A wholly necessary replacement for "That's what she said," as this is an erotic statement that is nearly always ironically false.
"I'm so out of breath because I just came from downtown."
"That's irotic."
Irotic by mclayborne September 23, 2012
Something found to be ironically erotic or, ironically enough, something found to be erotically ironic.
Me and Jeff had steamy sex to the looped sounds of the Big Bang theory laugh track... It was the most irotical moment of my life.
Irotic by MichTrajic December 5, 2017
Referring to the unwilling combination of Irony and Eroticism. Usually used in reference to ugly people trying desperately to be sexy.
Upon seeing the troll-like Vanessa remove her pink and ragged thong without taking off her Juicy brand sweat pants Alex turned to Marco and uttered "How Irotic." while choking back vomit.
Irotic by Furious Jorge February 15, 2006
(adj) a marriage of the words "erotic," that is, arousing or satisfying of sexual desire, and "ironic" (the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning)
Phill's sexual encounter with Talula the Whore is irotic because he always calls her a dumb biddie

A novel filled with eroticism and irony.. the best kind of novel is, hands down, the irotic novel
Irotic by pincheswithfeet March 17, 2011
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