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Irrigate my cANAL 

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?
Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
;
"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"
Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

Irrigate my cANAL 

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.
Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'
Irrigate my cANAL by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
A state of being at which you are ready to punch the next person who fucks with you in the face.
Person 1: Bitch don't fuck with me right now, I'm so irritated.

Person 2: Those are women's jeans.
Person 1: Square up bud.
Irritated by Anon.myous November 8, 2016

Irritate 

1.to make one angry specialy by bitching and not Shuting the fuck up.
2. to be made uncomfrotable becuase of a rash thats itchy because your dirty.
Example 1.
dude 1. wtf is wrong with jerry?
dude 2. he is angry cuase his boss irritated the fuck out of him earlier.
Example 2.
chick 1. like what are you doing?
Chick 2. i like have this rash thats irritating me and.
Chick 1. like ewwww you have aids.
Irritate by Sahara Desert December 21, 2008
Stop irritating me with your drivel, and go find the crap yourself.
irritated by Saints October 13, 2003

Irritated eyes 

When your eyes are really, really dry.
Allen: Wow, Amber has some irritated eyes because she didn't do her work.
Ambers dad: YES. I KNOW. I'M GONNA WHOOP HER BUTT. DANG THAT BUTT BIG.
Irritated eyes by Amber Mom November 22, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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