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irondong 

I have an IRONDONG!
irondong by ironlongdong October 20, 2008
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IronDingo 

(noun) A wild, often rabid motorcycle rider. IronDingo's are very rarely found in captivity and are known to prey on Eco-conscious retards that drive hybrid cages. While most scientists agree that they are an endangered species, IronDingos are more likely to found on the FBI's most wanted list than the EPA's protected species list. It is theorized that this is due to the IronDingo's uncanny ability to ride headlong into speed traps, saloons and wayward trees.
"Did you see that IronDingo on the news? It was involved in a high speed police chase"

"Did they catch him?"

"No, I'm pretty sure the police officer got away..."

ironmongers 

Blacksmiths, knifesmiths and swordmakers, using Manganes ontained in iron ore (alloy of low carbon iron trace amounts of other metel) steel 1500 BCE manufactured originaly by celtic peoples linving in Austria, Spain, and Britian had made and worked the materials as Ninetinth-century
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As the males would say thier savy ironmongers they love to love us with.
American ironmonger William Kelly (1811-1888), was the first to a converter that burnt of the excess carbon a blast of air. He constructed seven of them at his works in Eddyville, Kentucky. When he was ready to apply for the patent on his pneumatic process in 1856, however,founded that the Englishman, Henry Bessmer (1813-1898) had just been granted one for the same idea. Alth., Kelly's prior clam to the process was subsequently demonstrated, he recieved neither the recognition nor financial rewards that should have been his. Bessemere became the known inventor of the new ironmongers steel.

(Urban)

My hot ironmonger need to feel the inside of ExP*****DeL*****==( )
ironmongers by Wolfdg*8mys0Ul December 1, 2009

Ironmongery 

Architectural Hardware and/or Door Accessories. Everything you can fix to a door. For example, door closer, floor stopper, mortise lockcases, cylinder, escutcheon, door signages. Ironmongery can be European(BSEN)and American (ANSI) Standards. Please log on to www.hafele.ae for more information.
The project requires Ironmongery in Satin Stainless Steel finish
Ironmongery by Adpaizar April 13, 2009

ironmonger

funniest fucked up sicko i know.
IronMongeR fucked what?
ironmonger by Das November 4, 2003

Ironmonger

A sick wacko who thinks his songs are great. Doesnt really have a clue about much except being a complete dickhead. Spends to much time with his head up his arse.

Calling someone an Ironmonger is a major insult dont do it.
Irongmonger though his songs were great when they were actually full of shit

Hey you ironmonger
Ironmonger by DAS November 5, 2003

ironmonger

my surname, it evil :(
hey, whats your surname? shut up im too embarassed to tell you!!
ironmonger by *anon* January 25, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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