ironding

My sister was trying to iron my moms shirt and it wasn’t really ironed so she blamed it on the iron

“It wasn’t ironding”

by Jaquelinemeeme March 29, 2021

IronDingo

(noun) A wild, often rabid motorcycle rider. IronDingo's are very rarely found in captivity and are known to prey on Eco-conscious retards that drive hybrid cages. While most scientists agree that they are an endangered species, IronDingos are more likely to found on the FBI's most wanted list than the EPA's protected species list. It is theorized that this is due to the IronDingo's uncanny ability to ride headlong into speed traps, saloons and wayward trees.

"Did you see that IronDingo on the news? It was involved in a high speed police chase"

"Did they catch him?"

"No, I'm pretty sure the police officer got away..."

by Johaan Bron Shepardbeger March 14, 2010

extreme ironing

The latest danger sport that combines the thrills of an extreme outdoor activity with the satisfaction of a well pressed shirt. Invented 1997 in England, and had the first world Championships in Germany.

This guy gets bonus points for the style he showed during that Alpine section.

by Iron Awe March 24, 2004

Ironing board booty

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.

Damn, she got that ironing board booty

by D4/^1d July 28, 2015

ironing

Deliberate substitution for irony. Stems from a quote by Bart Simpson in the episode "Grift of the Magi". Rarely appears outside the phrase he uttered: "the ironing is delicious".

Bart: Lisa's in trouble. Ha! The ironing is delicious.
Lisa: The word is "irony".
Bart: Huh?

by LAN.gnome April 22, 2004

Ironing Board

When A Girls Chest Is So Flat You Can Iron On It

Me(Legend)"Shit, I've Went On Holiday Without My Ironing Board!"
Nicky Westside"Ah Thats Ok Lois Is Over There You Can Use Hers"
Lois"OWWWWW!"

by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010

irondong

Penis made of iron

I have an IRONDONG!

by ironlongdong October 20, 2008