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An ocean on the coast of Brittany in France in Crozon
I went to Crozon and a swim in the Iroise ocean

ironisette 

Ironic in the Alanis Morissette way, but not in the literary definition of ironic way.
Rain on your wedding day? That's not ironic, that's just ironisette.
ironisette by arrkay February 20, 2008
The white noise that iTunes inserts in place of music when your CDs are too scratched.
My GF and I were chilling out to some smooth Portishead when suddenly the music breaks into some iNoise.

Why can't iTunes recognize a scratched CD and give you some options besides scaring the heck out of you? Dang.
iNoise by Klaatu Barada Nikto June 7, 2005
irisela is defined as a sexy attractive person
usually light skinned and tall.
Flowers all over the meadow produced a beautiful light as beautiful as irisela prim glow.
irisela by itztheboss_ March 13, 2014

Hell's Donnie Irises 

Local gang in Pittsburgh known for having small pebble like teeth and thick glasses.
"Aaaaaaah Leeeeeeaaaaaaaah, come out to playeeeaaay!"

"Shit! Run for it, it's Hell's Donnie Irises!"
a person that saved my life and one of the only people i like to talk to <4
irises is....yeah
irises by dream.._.simp October 3, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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