A deadly disease that's known to cause insanity, insomnia, and often death. Symptoms include dark bags under your eyes, excessive yawning, hair loss, fatigue, loss of appetite and shaking. Not to be confused with senioritis, this disease infects all IB students around the world.
That kid has the worst case of IBitis I have ever seen; he doesn't sleep, doesn't eat, and his eyes look constantly bruised.
When one watches too many episodes of CSI (Las Vegas, New York, or the terrible Miami). The subject may start to investigate clues that he or she sees on a daily basis. Can lead to dilusional thoughts like whether or not someone is stalking you, whether or not Mrs. Jenkin's cat was murdered, or that you will be wrongly convicted of a murder because you left a fingerprint on your remote control.
I have developed csi-ititis from watching a marathon of csi on the spike tvchannel.
One of the best animators of YouTube. Definitely all original art, never traces, but has to deal with the egpd raiding her on discord. Has two mom's and not a homophobic racist.
A plan to centralize all political power into Irir dominated cities, particularly Hargeisa and Mogadishu, with the end-goal of depriving the Daarood of political power.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!