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impoopments 

your peenis impoopments
i got a gun no girls girls gotta die you anbd yo peenis impoopments. RYDEWR AND GRENDELL
impoopments by nofreaks May 23, 2018

impoopment 

the opposite of improvement
John and Kate were working on a project. John made a change to the project that Kate didn't like. Kate then said to John: "Man, what an impoopment!"
funny joke
impoopment by pxs1919 August 3, 2012
when you are in the act of deficating on a toilet and using your iphone at the same time sometimes causing someone to loose trake of time.
Mom: son, i was waiting in the car for you, what took you so long??

Son: sorry mom i had to ipoop
ipoop by jpoopg January 28, 2010

impooplad! 

he did not turn the table the table turned him!

the sky becomes red the grass becomes brown the trees become blue the leaves become purple the roads crack the sidewalks explode the planes crash the cars fly the submarines float and the boats dive lightbulbs make the house dark and curtains make the house bright wearing thick coats make you feel cold and being naked feels hot winter is summer and summer is winter snow is black and the sun is black plants walk animals talk sharks build houses sea monkeys revolt rats eat snakes rabbits eat eagles blue whales are tiny and Etruscan shrews are giant life is death and death I life destruction fixes and fixing destroys

THE ENDING IS THE BEGINNING AND THE BEGINNING IS THE END!
Jim: look its impooplad!
Tom: oh no...
impooplad! by impooplad March 18, 2023
Ipad used for the sole purpose of entertaining you when you take a dump.
I took such a long dump yesterday that I had the time to get 3 stars in every Angry Birds level on my ipoop.
ipoop by L123. July 1, 2011
when you pooped and you said fucky skerplashish!!! oh no ho the poop.
ipooped.
ipooped by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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