A mystical world somewhere between Narnia and the Cartoon Network. A place where you may see a unicorn or your grandmother dressed up in ACUs impersonating a Colonel in the United States Army. An angry place where students run entirely off of hate and coffee. A place where those who can, do and those who can't, teach.
Student #1: "Did I just see an overweight CPT with red streaks in her hair, a COL with a super-big gulp attached to her hand and a MAJ with a moustache yelling at a crowd of students?"
1. Person or person who live by their Ipod and the hype that comes with it or any product from Apple. Can be seen with the ubiquitous white earphones either both or one hanging from their ear at all times.
2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.
1. Walked on the bustoday and there were at least 10 Ipodians zoned out on ITunes
Ipod-iot n. 1) Person who listens to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) Person who listens to their Ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) Person who dies or wins Darwin Award because they listen to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.
The Ipodiot won the Darwin Award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn't paying attention and her Ipod was too loud so she didn't hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.