Ipodiot

Ipod-iot n. 1) Person who listens to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) Person who listens to their Ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) Person who dies or wins Darwin Award because they listen to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.

The Ipodiot won the Darwin Award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn't paying attention and her Ipod was too loud so she didn't hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.

Ipodiot by bburgis November 13, 2009

iPodiatry 

1. Using an iPod.
2. Using MP3 to isolate oneself from ones environment and the people in it.
3. The culture of the iPod.

1. "I was like Ripping CDs, man. My whole weekend was like fully gone on iPodiatry!"

2. Police say the victims calls for help went unnoticed due to iPodiatry.

3. Industry analysts predict the new implant, when combined with high bandwidth local wireless networks, will finally spell the end of iPodiatry.

iPodiatry by gillfish February 20, 2009

ipoditis

a disorder in which the inhabitant ignores people while listening to his ipod, causes inhabitant to pretend not to hear people, when he/she knows your talking to him, also refered to as being an asshole

caused by a parisite known as ipods

list of parisites: ipod shuffle, ipod 30gb, ipod 40gb, ipod nano, ipod mini, and all other ipods

mother:i think somethings wrong with my son!
doctor: you son has a severe case of ipoditis
mother:is there a cure:
doctor: yeah (takes ipod and smashes it)
kid: what the hell are you doing!?
doctor: withdrawl symptoms should last about a week...

ipoditis by johnathan in alabama January 2, 2007

iPoditis

A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.

Brad: Hey john!
Harry: Dude, he cant hear, hes got ipoditis...
Brad: Oh, Damn it

iPoditis by bsindada September 13, 2008

iPoditude 

The natural assumption that ones own musical taste via iPod is superior to another's in an environment where upon musical choice is required.

"Keelie attaches her pod to a stereo playing minge whinge and Skye removes pod and replaces with nasty beats"

"That is some serious iPoditude there"

iPoditude by Keelie Bear February 24, 2009

iPoditis

The inability to listen to one song for more then 1 minute

Jo: Stop switching songs!
Andy: sorry man, I have iPoditis!

iPoditis by Jamodasnorlax November 11, 2009

iPodot 

Refers to people who disconnect from the rest of the world as they walk around by connecting to their iPodot. They're like living robots.

An iPodot cannot make it through a day without being hooked up to an iPod.

To an iPodot, an iPod is literally another appendage.

"When I was driving home today, I almost ran over an iPodot crossing the road because it couldn't hear me honking!"

iPodot by jhcmc August 24, 2008