iper

a variation of uber; a synonym for "very very." First used by author Michele Jaffe on her blog.

"I'm iper stressed about the test in math."

"There's a party on saturday... it's iper exciting."

by Rhi*annon December 14, 2008

iPer

(Of children) A state of hyper-osity bordering so dangerously on mutiny, chaos, and/or anarchy, such that the only logical solution would be screen time, preferably of the iPad variety.

A lad of 8 in the 21st century, Voltaire Biscotti often entered into such an iPer state that his stay-at-home father had no choice but to hand him the iPad. Ah, one might say a vicious cycle was born.

by Bobnardo DaVinci September 14, 2019

iper

a small cannabis pipe.

{pronounced EE-PER}

person 1: "you wana roll a blunt for the show?"
person 2: "nah lets just take the iper"

by pbroots March 30, 2011

iper

a variation of uber; a synonym for "very very." First used by author Michele Jaffe on her blog.

"I'm iper stressed about the test in math."

"There's a party on saturday... it's iper exciting."

by Rhi*annon December 15, 2008

iPerbole

The hype surrounding any product Apple unveils.

Claims that the iPhone will change the world are all part of the iPerbole surrounding the cultish company.

by Mark Hengel January 15, 2007

iperv

The one guy who watches porn on his itouch/iphone all day instead than his computer

"dude,i checked his iphone yesterday and his historey was all porn"
"damn dude he must be an iperv"

by Thegguythtknoeswhereulive May 20, 2010

iPerson

A person who has fallen into Apple's iTrap, where by releasing somethin, and then re-releasing the exact same product with minor upgrades, people will effectively buy the same product multiple times:
iPod-->iPod Mini-->iPod Shuffle-->ipod Colour-->iPod Video
-->???

Tom: Hey i just bought an iPod mini!
Me: Why? You already have an iPod, and iPod Shuffle and an iPod Colour
Tom:...I...I don't know, i can't stop

BEN YOU iPERSON!

by gri-unit soldier October 29, 2005