iodine

Key ingredient for producing Crystal Meth and contact explosives (touch it and boom, good for pranks and such).

I'm going to buy iodine then probably blow myself up in my meth lab

by ~MilkMan June 3, 2006

Iodine

The 53rd element that occurs as a grey crystalline solid. It gives off a pretty, toxic, magenta-coloured vapour when heated, that should NOT be inhaled under any circumstance. It is one of two naturally-occurring halogens that crystallize at room temperature (the other being Astatine). Iodine's name comes from the Greek "Iodes", which means "violet-coloured".

Iodine occurs naturally in organic compounds in seaweed.

by CHNOPS July 8, 2020

Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine

Another way to say Hentai with periodic table elements. Also another was to be called smart-ass by your friends.

(insert hentai orgy)

Albie: What does Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine mean?
Mexie: It means fucking HENTAI so go watch it
Albie: Sure.

by Night-Chan May 27, 2020

boron oxygen iodine uranium gallium yttrium

boi u gay in a smartass way

-boron oxygen iodine uranium gallium yttrium
-no u

by Cheesy Comics October 11, 2018

A little iodine and that thing could walk again

If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.

Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.

But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.

by bls1999 May 26, 2013

Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus

A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP

Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?

by Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 November 10, 2022

Iodine

1.) A key ingredient in many drugs, including methemphetamine, cocaine, hallucogens, and nicotine.

2.) A person that lurks on the internet ruining people's lives by saying random shit.

3.) Used in the phrase "Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine", or other similar phrases using elements on the periodic table. This element is usually used as a supplement for the letter i.

1.) "Today is the day I make meth. The last ingredient I need is Iodine; I feel like I'm gonna be hunted down by the FBI if i try this."

2.) "Oh shit oh fuck the iodine is here"
"Wait the Iodine is here!? Move to a different chat, quick"
"We're to late, out lives will be taken by the sheer amount of cringe that he posts"
"AAAAAAAA-"

3.) "Hey bro, what are you doing?"
"Drawing."
"Drawing what?"
"Helium Nitrogen Tantalum Iodine"
"What the fuck is that?"
"Periodic table of elements"
"YOURE DRAWING FUCKING HENTAI!?"

by lavenderstoleyourliver November 13, 2022