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Invisibitch 

1. A person who maintains the facade of being amicable while, in reality, he or she is secretly a bitch.

"Yeah, she acts all nice when her family is around. Just wait until you are alone with her--she's a real invisibitch."
Invisibitch by Frunobulax1221 September 17, 2007
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Invisibitch 

The complete opposite of invisibait. Instead of somone who lurks and waits for people to log on to their chat program so they can annoy them, Invisibitches lurk on chat programs refusing to talk to anyone who doesn't message them first. They usually sit around playing video games and lurk on their chat program waiting for friends to ask them if they are there (usually knowing that they are on)
IM to Douchebag227: Hey man you there?
IM to NormalPerson: Yeah I'm just invisible.
IM to Douchebag227: Why you gotta be such an invisibitch?
IM to NormalPerson: I'm playing madden man...
IM to Douchebag227: Douchebag...
Invisibitch by iillilil May 19, 2009

invisibitch 

A player on Halo 1,2 or 3 whom over uses the active camo.
Stevie:What the fuck, I just died for no reason!
Rob: Nah man, that invisibitch got you.
invisibitch by Stevie Myers October 20, 2007

Invisi-bitch 

When a Hunter uses invisibility to escape a fight (mainly in pvp).
Screw you invisi-bitch” -warlock

invisabitch 

someone who still annoys you when they are invisible
someguy07: finally, she's gone
invisabitch: wat? u mean i cant tell u how i feel about my life,
all u do is sit there on ur damn computer and watch porn
someguy07:so, damnit lindsay stop being a invisabitch

invisabitch: u mean stop being "an" invisabitch
someguy07: yeah we're through
invisabitch by njman August 21, 2009

invisiditch 

when someone on aim says they are leaving but they just go in invisible mode to avoid some one
Salmonerd: r u coming to my cowboy birth day party?

fakeperson0:oh srri i g2g.

fakeperson0 signed off

salmonerd: he invisiditched me
invisiditch by Codedemon23 October 16, 2008

Invisi-bitch 

The Wind
When you're on a motorcycle on the freeway and all of a sudden a big gust of Invisi-bitch blows you two lanes over, completely fucking unprovoked.
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

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