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girth intruder 

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.
girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Girlfriend Intruder 

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.
Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.
Girlfriend Intruder by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

Bed intruder 

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.
"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!
Bed intruder by G428377 August 6, 2010

intronet 

Use of the world wide web (internet) as a network to create oportunities to introduce yourself to others.
The girl uses online dating sites as her personal "intronet"
intronet by Urban Stephen July 19, 2007

Intruendo 

An introduction which implies that the rest of the conversation is going to be laced with inuendo
I knew it was going to be a topic I was interested in when he started with an intruendo.
Intruendo by Socks3 March 24, 2009

Intranet 

An intranet is a restricted-access or internal network that works like the Internet. It enables employees or those with access to browse or share resources.
The Local intranet was shared only by the friends.
Intranet by Larstait November 11, 2003