introdouchon
when you are forced to go to a meeting and the introduction was written by or presented by a douche bag
introdouchon by equestrienne8 September 14, 2009
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introdouching
Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"
Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"
introdouching by Matt Huff October 6, 2011
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introdouched
When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves
introdouched by datnig052 July 7, 2011
Introdouche
verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about
"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."
Introdouche by NCKnobster April 2, 2012
Introdouche
The way in which a douchebag would go about introducing his/herself. Bragging about their meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress you.
Chris: Watch this, John's about to introdouche himself to Carol.
John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."
Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."
John (Speaking to Carol) : "Nice to meet you, John's the name. Nice rack. Think I met you one time at the bowling party. I won three times."
Carol: "Thanks for introdouching yourself."
Introdouche by NickPisky February 10, 2012
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introdouche
When a guy introduces the girl he's been seeing (i.e. sleeping with) as his "friend" and not his girlfriend.
Chip has been seeing Sarah for three months. They have been dating and spending nights at each others places for a month.
Chip: This is my friend Sarah.
Sarah: Did you just introdouche me as a friend?!
Chip: This is my friend Sarah.
Sarah: Did you just introdouche me as a friend?!
introdouche by Shanningans October 30, 2012
Introdouche
Bob to Mary - "Hey have you met my friend Tom, you just moved into a new place right? Maybe you can help him out he is still living with his mom."
Tom - "Yo man you so just Introdouched me!"
Tom - "Yo man you so just Introdouched me!"
Introdouche by everlastingben June 14, 2010
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